Funny Quotes about Golf - Page 2
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.
— Pete Dye
Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
— P. G. Wodehouse
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses.
— Adlai Stevenson
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?
— Ben Hogan
Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.
— Tommy Bolt
Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.
— Yogi Berra
My handicap? Woods and irons.
— Chris Codiroli
Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance.
— Joe Laurie Jr.
Love and putting are mysteries for the philosopher to solve. Both subjects are beyond golfers.
— Tommy Armour
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost balls while they are still rolling.
— Mark Twain
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