Funny Quotes about Golf - Page 4
He's nice to people 'n animals... but you oughta hear him talkin' to a golf ball !
— Dennis the Menace
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
— Al Boliska
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.
— Dave Hill
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun."
— Jim Bishop
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
— Will Rogers
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
— Mark Twain
Golf is a game who's aim it is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
— Winston Churchill
Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.
— Anon
Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.
— Tommy Bolt
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