Funny Quotes about Golf - Page 5
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
— Bob Hope
Golf is a game in which you yell Fore, shoot six, and write down five.
— Paul Harvey
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.
— Harvey Penick
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
— Chuck Hogan
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
— Jack Benny
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day is plenty.
— Harry Vardon
Anyone who likes golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
— Andy Rooney
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
— Dave Barry
All is fair in love and golf.
—American Proverb
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