Funny Quotes about Government - Page 2
Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders.
—Bob Inglis
Creative semantics is the key to contemporary government; it consists of talking in strange tongues lest the public learn the inevitable inconveniently early.
—George Will
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
—Main's Law
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
—P. J. ORourke
Government can easily exist without laws, but law cannot exist without government.
—Bertrand Russell
Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.
—Wiker's Law
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
—Ronald Reagan
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it.
—Ronald Reagan
I am having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. (first elected female US Governor.)
—Ella T. Grasso
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
—Woody Allen
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