Funny Quotes about Government - Page 3
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
—George Bush
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
—Will Rogers
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
I have come to the conclusion that the major part of the work of a President is to increase the gate receipts of expositions and fairs and bring tourists to town.
—William Howard Taft
I think the world is run by C students.
—Al McGuire
If you are as happy, my dear sir, on entering this house as I am in leaving it and returning home, you are the happiest man in this country.
—James Buchanan
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
—Adlai Stevenson
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
—Ambrose Bierce
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination.
—Irving Layton
It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job. (on the US presidency)
—Erma Bombeck
It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country.
—Will Durant
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