Funny Quotes about Government - Page 5
Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.
—Richard Nixon
The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee. And I pay more for that ability than for any other under the sun.
—John D. Rockefeller, Jr.
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
The best reason I can think of for not running for president of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.
—Adlai Stevenson
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
—P.J. O'Rourke
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
—Andy Rooney
The main essentials of a successful prime minister are sleep and a sense of history.
—Harold Wilson
The nearest approach to immortality on earth is a government bureau.
—James F. Byrnes
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!
—Will Rogers
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