Funny Quotes about Government - Page 6
The tragedy of modern war is that the young men die fighting each other - instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals.
—Edward Abbey
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
—Bill Vaughan
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
—Will Rogers
Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.
—Josef Stalin
To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
—George W. Bush
Vote early and vote often.
—Al Capone
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
—Clarence Darrow
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
—Will Rogers
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
—Milton Berle
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