Funny Quotes about Happiness
We take greater pains to persuade others we are happy than in trying to think so ourselves.
— Confucius
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy; I mean that if you are happy you will be good.
— Bertrand Russell
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get.
— H. Jackson Brown
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
— Oscar Wilde
Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.
— Guillaume Apollinaire
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter,
Sermons and soda-water the day after.
—Lord Byron
Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrer the money to do it with.
— Artemus Ward
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
— Tom Robbins
In order to be happy you need a good dog, a good woman, and ready money.
— Benjamin Franklin
If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host.
— Gabriel Heatter
If you want to be happy, be.
— Leo Tolstoy
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectacles. Safe on her own nose all the time.
— Josh Billings
If you can't be happy where you are, it's a cinch you can't be happy where you ain't.
— Charles ''Tremendous'' Jones
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