Funny Quotes about Happiness - Page 2
I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
— W. Somerset Maugham
Happiness should always remain a bit incomplete. After all, dreams are boundless.
— Anatoly Karpov
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
— Robert Frost
Happiness isn't something you experience, it's something you remember.
— Oscar Levant
Happiness is like coke -- something you get as a by-product in the process of making something else.
— Aldous Huxley
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
— Ogden Nash
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
— George Burns
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
— Ingrid Bergman
Happiness is an agreeable sensation, arising from contemplating the misery of others.
— Ambrose Bierce
Happiness is a positive cash flow.
— Fred Adler
Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
— Josh Billings
But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
— George Bernard Shaw (Man and Superman)
"No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness. Happiness is not a potato, to be planted in mould, and tilled with manure."
—Charlotte Bronte
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