Funny Quotes about Hollywood - Page 2
I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of a hatchet-faced woman with big knockers.
— Jamie Lee Curtis (on growing old in Hollywood, March 2001, More Magazine)
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
— Walt Disney (American Artist and Film Producer)
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
— Bob Hope
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
— Woody Allen
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
— Rita Rudner
In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it.
— Rex Reed
It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ.
— Truman Capote
It's not the men in your life that counts. It's the life in your men.
— Mae West (American Actress)
No one ever called me pretty when I was a little girl.
— Marilyn Monroe (American Film Actress)
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