Funny Quotes About Humor - Page 2

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
        — Virginia Woolf

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
        — Max Eastman

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.
        — Horatio Nelson

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
        — Edward Albee

I was a modest, good-humored boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.
        — Max Beerbohm

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
        — Mahatma Gandhi

If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humor was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!
        — Kate Beckinsale

If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humor was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!
        — Kate Beckinsale

I'm not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. I'll try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to.
        — Silvio Berlusconi

Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
        — Oscar Wilde

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humor, the writing is on the wall
        — Alan Bennett