Funny Quotes about Judges and Juries - Page 2
Our civilization has decided that determining the guilt or innocence of men is a thing too important to be trusted to trained men. When it wants a library catalogued, or the solar system discovered, or any trifle of that kind, it uses up its specialists. But when it wishes anything done which is really serious, it collects twelve of the ordinary men standing round. The same thing was done, if I remember right, by the Founder of Christianity.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.
— George Bernard Shaw
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Jury - The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.
— Elbert Hubbard
Judges don't age. Time decorates them.
— Enid Bagnold
A jury too often has at least one member more ready to hang the panel than to hang the traitor.
— Abraham Lincoln
A judge is not supposed to know anything about the facts of life until they have been presented in evidence and explained to him at least three times.
— Lord Chief Justice Parker
A judge is a law student who grades his own papers.
— H. L. Mencken
A fox should not be of the jury at a goose's trial.
— Thomas Fuller
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