Funny Quotes about Kissing
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her -- when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
— Helen Rowland
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize-fighters shaking hands.
— H. L. Mencken
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Were kisses all the joys in bed,
One woman would another wed.
—William Shakespeare
The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.
— Oliver Wendell Holmes (The Professor at the Breakfast-Table)
The social kiss is an exchange of insincerity between two combatants on the field of social advancement. It places hygiene before affection and condescension before all else.
— London Sunday Correspondent
Stolen kisses require an accomplice.
— Texas Bix Bender
People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.
— Bob Hope
Oh what lies lurk in kisses!
— Heinrich Heine
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
— Joey Adams
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