Funny Quotes about Kissing - Page 3
He took the bride about the neck and kissed her lips with such a clamorous smack that at the parting all the church did echo.
—William Shakespeare
Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score:
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more.
—Robert Herrick
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Few men know how to kiss well; fortunately, I've always had time to teach them.
—Mae West
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
—Albert Einstein
A man's kiss is his signature.
—Mae West
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
—Helen Rowland
A kiss, when all is said, what is it? A rosy dot placed on the ''I'' in loving; Tis a secret told to the mouth instead of to the ear.
—Edmond Rostand
A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.
—Clare Whiting
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
—Ingrid Bergman
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
—Mistinguett
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