Funny Quotes About Laughter

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
        — Stephen King

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.
        — Alan Alda

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
        — Joseph Heller

'Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate; and if a straw can tickle a man, it is an instrument of happiness.
        — Dryden

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
        — Anon

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
        — Ben Franklin

Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs: He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
        — Friedrich Nietzsche

Nothing can confound A wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
        — Lord Byron

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
        — Cynthia Nelms

Nobody ever died of laughter.
        — Max Beerbohm

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
        — George Bernard Shaw

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
        — Victor Borge