Funny Quotes about Laws - Page 3
Laws and institutions, like clocks, must occasionally be cleaned, wound up, and set to true time.
—Henry Ward Beecher
It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.
—Martin Luther King Jr.
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In law, nothing is certain but the expense.
—Samuel Butler
I was never ruined but twice; once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one.
—Voltaire
I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis on the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement.
—Calvin Coolidge
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
—David Dinkins
Every law is an infraction of liberty.
—Jeremy Bentham
Come, agree, the law's costly.
—Jonathan Swift
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