Funny Quotes about Lawyers
Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business.
— Washington Irving
To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
— Mark Twain
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The trouble with law is lawyers.
— Clarence Darrow
The lawyer's truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.
— Henry David Thoreau
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
— Will Rogers
Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
— Ambrose Bierce
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
— Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Lawyers I suppose were children once.
— Charles Lamb
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.
— David Mellor
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