Funny Quotes about Lawyers - Page 2
It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true.
— Gerald F. Lieberman
It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour.
— Thomas Jefferson
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In cross examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.
— Louis Nizer
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
— Charles Dickens
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.
— Edward F. Halifax
If half the lawyers would become plumbers, two of man's biggest problems would be solved.
— Felton Davis, Jr.
I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an attorney.
— Samuel Johnson
I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters.
— John Keats
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
— Charles Lamb
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