Funny Quotes about Life

"What would it be like if you lived each day, each breath, as a work of art in progress? Imagine that you are a Masterpiece unfolding, every second of every day, a work of art taking form with every breath."
        — Thomas Crum

"Solitude, though it may be silent as light, is like light, the mightiest of agencies; for solitude is essential to man. All men come into this world alone; all leave it alone."
        — Thomas De Quincey

"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think."
        — Jean de La Bruy√®re

"If all the world is a stage and life is just a play upon it, get me two seats in the stalls."
        — Rob Brown

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these."
        — George Washington Carver

"A dream can be nurtured over years and years and then flourish rapidly. . . . Be patient. It will happen for you. Sooner or later, life will get weary of beating on you and holding the door shut on you, and then it will let you in and throw you a real party!"
        — Les(ter Louis) Brown

[I]nstead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that we are made in the image of the monkey[.] - From The Importance of Living (1937)
        — Lin Yutang

A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me.
        — Rudolph Valentino

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER."
        — Willliam S. Burroughs

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
        — Sean O'Casey

An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.
        — Herbert Samuel