Funny Quotes about Life - Page 3

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
        — Truman Capote

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
        — Woody Allen

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
        — Woody Allen

Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart.
        — Ross Perot

Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.
        — Moms Mabley

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
        — Carl Sandburg

Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.
        — Thomas Aloysius Dorgan

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.
        — Shunryu Suzuki Roshi

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
        — Christopher Isherwood

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim
        — Bertrand Russell