Funny Love Quotations and Sayings - Page 2

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
        —Joan Rivers

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
        —Jonathan Carroll

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
        —Joyce Brothers

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
        —Katharine Hepburn

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
        —La Rochefoucauld

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
        —Lily Tomlin

The only people who make love all the time are liars.
        —Louis Jordan

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
        —Natalie Wood

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
        —Oscar Wilde

Love is a grave mental disease.
        —Plato

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
        —Rita Rudner

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
        —Shelley Winters

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
        —Steve Martin

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
        —Thomas Hardy