Funny Quotes About Love

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
        —Adrienne Gusoff

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
        —Agatha Christie

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
        —Albert Einstein

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
        —Albert Einstein

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
        —Anonymous

The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
        —Anonymous

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
        —Anonymous

Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
        —Anonymous

When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
        —Anonymous

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
        —Bette Midler

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
        —Brendan Francis

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
        —Cathy Carlyle

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
        —Cecilia Egan

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
        —Cher