Funny Quotes About Marriage - Page 3

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
        — Jean Kerr

Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse.
        — P. G. Wodehouse

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
        — Groucho Marx

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
        — Abraham Lincoln

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.
        — Douglas William Jerrold

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
        — Irwin Cory

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
        — G. K. Chesterton

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
        — Groucho Marx

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.
        — Cass Daley

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
        — F. M. Knowles