Funny Quotes About Marriage - Page 4

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
        — Zig Ziglar

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
        — Stephen B. Leacock

Love - A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
        — Ambrose Bierce

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
        — Benjamin Franklin

I've taken my fun where I've found it,
An' now I must pay for my fun,
For the more you 'ave known o' the others
The less will you settle to one.
        — Rudyard Kipling

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
        — Noel Coward

It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.
        — Herbert Samuel

It is obvious that all sense has gone out of modern marriage: which is, however, no objection to marriage but to modernity.
        — Friedrich Nietzsche

It is a woman’s business to get married as soon as possible, and a man’s to keep unmarried as long as he can.
        — George Bernard Shaw

It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.
        — Will Rogers