Funny Quotes About Marriage - Page 7

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
        — Oscar Wilde

Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
        — Helen Rowland

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
        — H. L. Mencken

And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
        — Rudyard Kipling

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
        — Mickey Rooney

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
        — Lord Byron

All marriages are happy it's living together afterwards that causes all the problems.
        — Raymond Hull

A man in love is incomplete until he he is married. Then he's finished.
        — Zsa Zsa Gabor

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
        — Montaigne

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
        — Zsa Zsa Gabor