Funny Quotes about Men - Page 4

The first time you buy a house you think how pretty it is and sign the check. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.
        —Lupe Velez

The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
        —Helen Rowland

The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
        —Gloria Allred

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
        —Jeanne-Marie Roland

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
        —Roseanne Barr

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
        —Booth Tarkington

There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
        —Helen Rowland

There's nineteen men livin' in my neighborhood eighteen of them are fools and the one ain't no doggone good.
        —Bessie Smith

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.
        —Helen Rowland

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
        —Helen Rowland