Funny Quotes about Money - Page 2
No man's credit is ever as good as his money.
— Edgar Watson Howe
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
— Robert Orben
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Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
— James Baldwin
Money won't make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
— Zig Ziglar
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the problem.
— Bill Vaughan
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
— Henry Fielding
Money often costs too much.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Money never made a fool of anybody; it only shows them up.
— Elbert Hubbard
Money isn't everything. but it ranks right up there with oxygen.
— Rita Davenport
Money is something you got to make in case you don't die.
— Max Asnas
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
— J. Paul Getty
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