Funny Quotes about Money - Page 5
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.
— Josh Billings
I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.
— Lord Byron
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
— Jackie Mason
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
— Joe E. Lewis
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
— Mark Twain
His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.
— Mark Twain
Having more money does not insure happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
— Hobart Brown
Having money is rather like being a blond. It is more fun but not vital.
— Mary Quant
God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.
— Austin O'Malley
God makes, and apparel shapes; but it's money that finishes the man.
— Thomas Fuller
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