Motivational Humor - Funny Motivational Quotes - Page 10

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
        —Robert Frost

The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.
        —Al Neuharth

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The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that an optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
        —Unknown Author

The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't.
        —Henry Ward Beecher

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightening and the lightening bug.
        —Mark Twain

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
        —Joe Girard

The first rule of baseball is to get a good ball to hit.
        —Rogers Hornsby

The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.
        —German Proverb

The next best thing to winning is losing! At least you've been in the race.
        —Nellie Hershey Tullis

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
        —George Will

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
        —Vidal Sassoon

Words of Wisdom:

  • Man does not live by bread alone. We need love and care, and find an answer to who we are and why we live.
  • For there not prevented.
  • One has to be something I could do something.
  • The words of encouragement after censure is as the sun after the rain.
  • Birth is only beginning to die.
  • The words are there to explain the meaning of things, so that he who listens, understands that meaning.
  • A real orgy never as exciting as a pornographic book.
  • What is before us and what lies behind is minor compared to what lies within us.
  • The man is a miracle no interest.
  • Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far.