Motivational Humor - Funny Motivational Quotes - Page 11
The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
—Sarah Brown
The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post.
—Thomas Holcroft
The reason so many people never get anywhere in life is because when opportunity knocks, they are out in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers.
—Walter Percy Chrysler
The secret to managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.
—Casey Stengel
The sense of humor is the oil of life's engine. Without it, the machinery creaks and groans. No lot is so hard, no aspect of things is so grim, but it relaxes before a hearty laugh.
—George S. Merriam
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
—Noelie Alito
The suspicious parent makes an artful child.
—Thomas G. Halliburton
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
The ultimate inspiration is the deadline.
—Nolan Bushnell
The way to succeed is to double your failure rate.
—Thomas Watson
Words of Wisdom:
- Everyone is as God has done, but it becomes as he is.
- My words fly up, my thoughts remain below, words without thoughts never to heaven go.
- Any fool can write learned language. The real test is the current language.
- Experience has shown that the person is not hard to master nothing more than his tongue.
- In this world, when someone has something to say, the difficulty is not getting me saying it, but to repeat it often.
- We are all fragments not only of man in general, but of ourselves.
- Do not know about those who can not stop.
- Those who possess the spirit of discernment know how much difference can mediate between two similar words, according to places and circumstances that go with them.
- The men were divided into two categories: those who speak to say something, say something and talking.
- The word is the weapon of humans to approach one another.