Motivational Humor - Funny Motivational Quotes - Page 13

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
        —George Burns

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
        —Thomas Szasz

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We are all failures - at least, all the best of us are.
        —J. M. Barrie

We are all here for a spell. Get all the good laughs you can.
        —Will Rogers

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
        —Oscar Wilde

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
        —Jean Cocteau

We must have hope or starve to death.
        —Pearl S. Buck

We must indeed all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.
        —Benjamin Franklin

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
        —Milton Berle

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
        —H. L. Mencken

Words of Wisdom:

  • Language is the dress of thoughts.
  • Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
  • There are two sexes above or below each other. They are just different.
  • It is an inexorable law of life in the sexes, anaphrodisiac of custom action.
  • The language must be mathematical, geometric, sculptural. The idea is to fit snugly in the sentence, so exactly that nothing can not be removed without removing the phrase that the same idea.
  • Words are the acoustic configuration of ideas.
  • The man unlike animals that drink without thirst and timeless love.
  • Description of man: dependency, desire for independence, need.
  • What is man in nature? Nothing about the infinite. Everything about nothing. An intermediate between nothing and everything.
  • It requires both the gift as the way to do it.