Motivational Humor - Funny Motivational Quotes - Page 14

What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?
        —George Eliot

When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.
        —Artemus Ward

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When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
        —Mark Twain

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
        —P. J. O'Rourke

When in charge ponder. When in trouble delegate. When in doubt mumble.
        —Unknown Author

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So, what the hell, leap!
        —Cynthia Heimel

When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.
        —Alexander Graham Bell

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
        —Anonymous

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.
        —Thomas Jefferson

While we may not be able to control all that happens to us, we can control what happens inside us.
        —Ben Franklin

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come in second are your wife and your dog.
        —Damon Hill

Words of Wisdom:

  • Sometimes I regret speaking in Spanish: heard from the other side should be something unique, full of snaps and lashes, terrible cavalry charge of open vowels, through a field bristling consonants as pegs stuck.
  • Better safe than sorry.
  • Dog barking, his bite.
  • Quien calla, grants.
  • Easier said than actually do it.
  • Loose lips sink ships.
  • Forewarned is forearmed.
  • Sorry always to others, never yourself.
  • A well-chosen word can not only save but a hundred thoughts a hundred words.
  • Do not you think that is a disgrace to the man, what happen to the most irrational animals?