Motivational Humor - Funny Motivational Quotes - Page 3

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.
        —Eleanor Roosevelt

Habit is second nature, or rather, ten times nature.
        —William James

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
        —George Burns

I am definitely going to take a course on time management... just as soon as I can work it into my schedule.
        —Louis E. Boone

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
        —Mark Twain

I am realistic - I expect miracles.
        —Wayne Dyer

I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You can't trust em.
        —Jim Valvano

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
        —Thomas Edison

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
        —Peter De Vries

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
        —Theodore Roosevelt

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
        —Susan Ohanian

Words of Wisdom:

  • Never hesitate to reach out, never waver in accepting the other hand tends you.
  • Sex: what happens in ten minutes is something that surpasses Shakespeare's vocabulary.
  • The man is at heart a terrible and cruel animal. We know him as has been tamed and educated by what we call civilization.
  • Divide the difficulties that you examine as many parts as possible for your best solution.
  • We are what they believe.
  • Should laugh without waiting to be happy, lest death overtakes us without having laughed.
  • I have often had to eat my words and found that they were a balanced diet.
  • Eat little and dinner less, that the health of the whole body is forged in the office of the stomach.
  • The words are not followed by deeds, not worthless.
  • All the things and were said, but since nobody listens must start again.