Motivational Humor - Funny Motivational Quotes - Page 4

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
        —Milton Berle

If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us to stick it out.
        —Arthur Koestler

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
        —Mark Twain

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
        —Unknown Author

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
        —Jim Eason

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
        —Anonymous

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, "You are wrong." This method works every time.
        —Henry Link

If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
        —Unknown Author

If you're not going to play to win, you might as well hold the Olympics in someone's back yard.
        —Jessie Owens

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
        —Anonymous

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time.
        —Anthony D'Angelo

Words of Wisdom:

• The man always believes more than it is, and is estimated less than its worth.
• The word is the mirror of action.
• We cry at birth because we come to this great stage of fools.
• Anything that means there is only one word to express it, to animate a verb and an adjective to describe it.
• Do what you can, with what you have, wherever you are.
• You cherish the people with words.
• Nothing is worth being found but which has never existed yet.
• I think to understand, to believe and understand better.
• Bring in a dog who's starving, it will not bite engordáis. That is the most striking difference between a dog and a man.
• Our lives are not in the hands of the gods, but in the hands of our cooks.