Motivational Humor - Funny Motivational Quotes - Page 7

Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
        —Robert C.Edwards

Never make the same mistake twice or you'll never get around to all of them.
        —Unknown Author

Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.
        —Dodie Smith

Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once.
        —Isaac Asimov

Nothing recedes like success.
        —Walter Winchell

Old people have fewer diseases than the young, but their diseases never leave them.
        —Hippocrates

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
        —Robert Orben

One of the great disadvantages of hurry is that it takes such a long time.
        —Gilbert K. Chesterton

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.
        —Groucho Marx

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
        —Thomas Alva Edison

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
        —Unknown Author

Words of Wisdom:

• I do not know what I'm going to ask, but I oppose.
• Under the word, man is superior to the animal is overcome by the silence himself.
• If you do something related to sex, should be the less genuinely perverse.
• A lack of forgiveness, let her come to oblivion.
• If a man parcels more than what you can do, he will. If only he parcels it can do, will do nothing.
• Some like to say what they know, others what you think.
• It is easier to deny the things we know about them.
• Those whose behavior is more open to mockery, are always the first to talk about others.
• Better do nothing than do anything.
• Do not do today what you can do to stop tomorrow.