Motivational Humor - Funny Motivational Quotes - Page 8

Optimist: A man who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
        —Walter Winchell

Our business in life is not to succeed, but to continue to fail in good spirits.
        —Robert Louis Stevenson

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
        —Groucho Marx

People become really quite remarkable when they start thinking that they can do things. When they believe in themselves they have the first secret of success.
        —Norman Vincent Peale

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing-that's why we recommend it daily.
        —Zig Ziglar

Persevere and get it done.
        —George Allen

Philosophy when superficially studied, excites doubt, when thoroughly explored, it dispels it.
        —Francis Bacon

Profit is a by-product of work; happiness is its chief product.
        —Henry Ford

Rather fall with honor than succeed by fraud.
        —Sophocles

Reason and judgment are the qualities of a leader
        —Tacitus

Words of Wisdom:

• More than one man screaming noise than a hundred thousand who are silent.
• Dangerous are the great men of whom one can not laugh.
• The word once spoken, it flies and does not turn.
• At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty, nothing.
• Than expected does not happen, it's the unexpected that happens.
• There are fewer ways to make the love of what is said, but more than you think.
• Human nature is good and evil is essentially unnatural.
• The limits of my language are the limits of my mind.
• A misplaced word spoils the most beautiful thought.
• Earn all you can, save all you can, give all you can.