Motivational Humor - Funny Motivational Quotes - Page 9

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
        —Carl Jung

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
        —T. S. Eliot

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
        —Doug Larson

Some people develop a wish bone where their back bone should be.
        —Unknown Author

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat down the door.
        —Author unknown

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
        —Ambrose Bierce

Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
        —W. C. Fields

Success comes in cans, failure in can'ts.
        —Author Unknown

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
        —Earl Nightingale

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return, it's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
        —Arthur C. Clarke

Words of Wisdom:

• The difference between the right word and the almost right, is the same as that between lightning and the lightning bug.
• Nobody was given poison in laughter.
• There is no better measure of what a person is that what you do when you have complete freedom to choose.
• Men are always children, even if sometimes astonished by his cruelty. Always need education, care and love.
• There are two things that always make talk: courage and vanity.
• I was born one day when God became ill.
• A man is not only what is between the head and tail.
• Modern man is born or to live among the convulsions of disquiet, or in the lethargy of boredom.
• Granting forgiveness is the highest degree of vanity or fear.
• To speak of things that concern them, hear things you do not like.