Funny Movie Quotes - Page 2

'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.
        —Monty Python's Flying Circus

Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America? John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
        —A Hard Day's Night

Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.
        —Sleeper

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
        —Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Pugsley: We're not shy! Wednesday: We're contagious.
        —The Addams Family

Forrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) 'He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.'
        —Forrest Gump

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
        —Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell? Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
        —Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

(Gomez refers to the girl popping out of the cake at a bachelor party) Was she in there before you baked it?
        —Addams Family Values

Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby? Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him. Wednesday: Especially his head.
        —Addams Family Values

Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby! Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too. Wednesday: They had sex.
        —Addams Family Values

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
        —Airplane