Funny Movie Quotes - Page 3

Spaulding: (to two ladies) Let's get married! Mrs. Rittenhouse: The three of us? Why, that's bigamy! Spaulding: Yes! And it's big of me, too!
        —Animal Crackers

As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
        —Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

"How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation?"
        —Scream 2

"Tomorrow's not just tomorrow. It's like the future, y'know?"
        —She’s All That

"Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb."
        —Spaceballs

"People are always telling you that change is a good thing, but what they're really saying is that something that you didn't want to happen just happened."
        —You've Got Mail

The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
        —Love and Death

Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemblelly challenged?
        —Clueless

Col. Mustard: "You lure men to their deaths, like a spider with flies!" Miss White: "Flies are where men are most vulnerable."
        —Clue

Edgar Friendly: "I'm no leader. I do what I have to do…sometimes people come with me."
        —Demolition Man