Funny Movie Quotes - Page 4

My husband and I fell in love at first sight... maybe I should have taken a second look.
        —Crimes and Misdemeanors

That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.
        —Sixteen Candles

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
        —Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
        —Woody Allen

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
        —Zsa Zsa Gabor