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Most people I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing in return and I do very well in the bargain.
        —François Fénelon

Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.
        — John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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Jaw-jaw is better than war-war.
        — Harold Macmillan

It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.
        — George Bernard Shaw

If you don't get what you want, it's a sign either that you did not seriously want it, or that you tried to bargain over the price.
        — Rudyard Kipling

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.
        — Ashleigh Brilliant

If you are planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in the negotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.
        — Marvin S. Levin

If America cannot win a war in a week, it begins negotiating with itself.
        — William Safire

I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley.
        — Winston Churchill

Here's the rule for bargains: ''Do other men, for they would do you.'' That's the true business precept.
        — Charles Dickens

Bargaining is a repulsive habit; compromise is one of the highest human virtues - the difference between the two being that the first is practised on the Continent, the latter in Great Britain.
        — George Mikes (How to be an Alien)

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