Funny Quotes about Neighbors

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Your next-door neighbor is not a man; he is an environment. He is the barking of a dog; he is the noise of a piano; he is a dispute about a party wall; he is drains that are worse than yours, or roses that are better than yours.
        — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.
        — Dave Barry

We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbor.
        — Gilbert K. Chesterton

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say.
        — Cyril Connolly

The supreme satisfaction is to be able to despise one's neighbor and this fact goes far to account for religious intolerance. It is evidently consoling to reflect that the people next door are headed for hell.
        — Aleister Crowley

The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
        — Gilbert K Chesterton

People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbours.
        — Edgar Watson Howe

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
        — Franklin P. Jones

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
        — Eric Morecambe

Love thy neighbour - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
        — Mae West

Love thy neighbor -- but don't pull down your hedge.
        — Benjamin Franklin

Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level.
        — Quentin Crisp

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