Funny Quotes About People - Page 10

Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while while they are going to heaven somehow make me very glad that we're going to separate destinations.
        —Martin Terman quotes

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
        —Albert Einstein quotes (German born American Physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921. 1879-1955)

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
        —General George S. Patton quotes (American General in World War I and II, 1885-1945)

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures of emotion, creatures bristling with prejudice, and motivated by pride and vanity.
        —Dale Carnegie quotes (American lecturer, author, 1888-1955)

When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.
        —Abraham J. Heschel quotes (Jewish theologian and philosopher, 1907-1972)

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
        —Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.
        —Joseph E. Levine quotes