Funny Quotes About People - Page 9
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and , if they can't find them, make them.
—George Bernard Shaw quotes (Irish literary Critic, Playwright and Essayist. 1925 Nobel Prize for Literature, 1856-1950)
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
—William Butler Yeats quotes (Irish prose Writer, Dramatist and Poet. Nobel Prize for Literature in 1923. 1865-1939)
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.
—Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
—Quentin Crisp quotes (English Author, 1908-1999)
The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no what should be, there is only what is.
—Lenny Bruce quotes (Controversial American stand-up Comedian and Satirist of the 1950s and 60s. 1925-1966)
There are lots of people who can't think seriously without injuring their brains.
—John Jay Chapman quotes
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating; people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
—Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are!'
—Frederick L. Collins quotes
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
—Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
—Aldous Huxley quotes (English Novelist and Critic, 1894-1963)