Funny Quotes about Politics - Page 2
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal -- they have to live off each other -- while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.
— Will Rogers
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
— P. J. O'Rourke
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics... Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.
— Will Rogers
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
— Will Rogers
Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.
— Will Stanton
Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes.
— Will Stanton
Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the Democrats believe every day is April 15.
— Ronald Reagan
Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
— Lisa Simpson
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer.
— John Fitzgerald Kennedy
John Connally's conversion to the GOP raised the intellectual level of both parties.
— Frank Mankiewicz
It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.
—Arnold Schwarzenegger
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