Funny Quotes about Politics - Page 4
Democrats give away their old clothes; Republicans wear theirs. Republicans employ exterminators; Democrats step on the bugs. Democrats eat the fish they catch; Republicans stuff 'em and hang 'em on the wall.
— Sean Donlon
Democrats can't get elected unless things get worse - and things won't get worse unless they get elected.
— Jeane J. Kirkpatrick
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
— Walter J. Lippmann
Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.
— Jay Leno
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
— Helen Rowland
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
— Harry S Truman
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
— Harry S Truman
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
—Milton Berle
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
—Frank McKinney Hubbard
Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material.
—Dave Letterman
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