Funny Quotes about Politics - Page 5
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
—Unknown
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
—Larry Hardiman
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The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.
—Will Durant
The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.
—Claude D. Pepper
Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
—George Clooney
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
—Ronald Reagan
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
—Robert Louis Stevenson
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
—Ronald Reagan
Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
—P. J. ORourke
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
—Plato
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