Funny Quotes about Politics - Page 6
One of my movies was called "True Lies." It's what the Democrats should have called their convention.
—Arnold Schwarzenegger
My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference.
—Harry S. Truman (circa 1962)
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In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
—Napoleon Bonaparte
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
—Will Rogers
I was allowed to ring the bell for five minutes until everyone was in assembly. It was the beginning of power.
—Jeffrey Archer
Half a truth is better than no politics.
—G. K. Chesterton
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
—Will Rogers
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
—Texas Guinan
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
—H. L. Mencken
[Tony Blair] is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but has the incredible skill to make everyone else believe in it.
—Tom Conti
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