Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 10
It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge.
— Voltaire
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
— Matt Barry
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It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
— Joan Rivers
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
— Mae West
It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.
— Mae West
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
— Marilyn Monroe
It's the good girls that keep the diaries. The bad girls never have the time.
— Tallulah Bankhead
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
— Tallulah Bankhead
Just saying 'no' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.
— Faye Wattleton