Funny Quotes About Sex - Page 12
My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she's reading.
— Steve Jobs
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
— Woody Allen
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
— Emo Philips
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
— Les Dawson
No woman needs intercourse-few women escape it.
— Andrea Dworkin
Nothing makes you forget about love like sex.
— Staci Beasley
Nothing risqué, nothing gained.
— Alexander Woolcott
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
— Mark Twain
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
— Jane Austen